Gina Wars: Return of the...Um...Not Jedi, but Something Equally Cool.
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*THUD! A girl you recognize has appeared before you, accompanied by a loud crash.* Oh, hi, Polyskeptic readers! It’s me, that other writer who gets a blurb on the bio page. *Our narrator has fallen out of nowhere and is having a bit of trouble getting up. She looks around and notices that she is being watched by the entire internet and resolves to get her ass up. She dusts off her shoulders and notices that she’s getting old as she bends down to pick up her glasses from the ground. She turns to face…the internet…fixes her hair a bit, though she knows that it doesn’t really make a difference. It’s hard to get rid of that “I just fell off of something” look. A smile curls across her face.*
Gina Wars: Return of the...Um...Not Jedi, but Something Equally Cool.
Gina Wars: Return of the...Um...Not Jedi, but…
Gina Wars: Return of the...Um...Not Jedi, but Something Equally Cool.
*THUD! A girl you recognize has appeared before you, accompanied by a loud crash.* Oh, hi, Polyskeptic readers! It’s me, that other writer who gets a blurb on the bio page. *Our narrator has fallen out of nowhere and is having a bit of trouble getting up. She looks around and notices that she is being watched by the entire internet and resolves to get her ass up. She dusts off her shoulders and notices that she’s getting old as she bends down to pick up her glasses from the ground. She turns to face…the internet…fixes her hair a bit, though she knows that it doesn’t really make a difference. It’s hard to get rid of that “I just fell off of something” look. A smile curls across her face.*